ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
Benedict Cumberbatch can knock a man down without even throwing a real punch.
I’m serious, look at that last gif.
Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us
#Dear diary #today I went to threaten Scott’s best friend to help me #and he made me try on shirts #I know that doesn’t sound like a big deal when you write it down #but it was in front of a stranger #and the only one that fit was all colorful #you know I can’t wear colors diary #my wardrobe has to be black and gray like my soul #frowny face
so i showed my friend this picture of anakin
and she was like ”he’s hot”
and i couldnt stop laughing because yeah
IT’S BEEN NINE YEARS
one down, twenty more to go
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
blazin??? more like prayzin stay in church
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
person: he’s so hot
lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive
person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men
lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good
Girls / Girls / Boys ~<3
if i die resurrect me with this video
if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video
It is always a magical day when my state pops up on my dashboard.
This is what you get as a welcome to my state